Ben Suroeste

Porn Turns Men Into Sex-Crazed Loons Who Don’t Want Sex

LONDON – If you follow porn-related news, then you’re well aware porn turns its male viewers into mindless automatons hell-bent […]

‘Aging Al’ Quits Porn, Apologizes

MANCHESTER, England – Following the revelation he had been caught trying to teach chemistry to porn performers, veteran British porn […]

Do Mice Really Prefer Action Movies Over Porn?

Warning: satire ahead. TOKYO – In another example of how scientists will use just about any rationale available to them […]

Beyond Flesh: The Future of Porn Revealed

By Ben Suroeste LONDON – Much like another P-word — “pimping” — prognostication ain’t easy. Whether what you’re trying to predict […]

New UK Agency to Regulate Naughty Thoughts

By Ben Suroeste LONDON – Taking what regulators described as “the next logical step in the protection of British youth […]