Ben Suroeste
Porn Turns Men Into Sex-Crazed Loons Who Don’t Want Sex
LONDON – If you follow porn-related news, then you’re well aware porn turns its male viewers into mindless automatons hell-bent […]
‘Aging Al’ Quits Porn, Apologizes
MANCHESTER, England – Following the revelation he had been caught trying to teach chemistry to porn performers, veteran British porn […]
Do Mice Really Prefer Action Movies Over Porn?
Warning: satire ahead. TOKYO – In another example of how scientists will use just about any rationale available to them […]
Beyond Flesh: The Future of Porn Revealed
By Ben Suroeste LONDON – Much like another P-word — “pimping” — prognostication ain’t easy. Whether what you’re trying to predict […]
New UK Agency to Regulate Naughty Thoughts
By Ben Suroeste LONDON – Taking what regulators described as “the next logical step in the protection of British youth […]





