Ben Suroeste
But Will I be Able to Withdraw Porn at the Bank?
LONDON – As a soon-to-be American expatriate planning on taking up residence in London once Crooked Hillary is done stealing […]
‘Deeply Troubling’ Pirate Porn on the Rise
LONDON – Pirate-obsessed perverts are getting off on watching men with hooks for hands and parrots on their shoulders engaged […]
Russia: Tubes Have ‘Old, Redundant Content’
MOSCOW – In explaining its ban on popular porn tube sites SmutNucleus and EwePronz, the Russian media authority Roskomnadzor claimed […]
UK Publisher Upset by Porn Workshop
Warning: satire ahead. LONDON – Ruprecht Mardack is not an easy man to shock. As the majority owner of NewsBritz, […]
Dear Ben: Why Do I Like The Kind Of Porn I Watch?
This is the third in a series of helpful responses by YNOT’s own Ben Suroeste to readers with porn problems, […]
Which Way Do I Swipe For My Psychic Reading?
LONDON – As a serious, busy investigative journalist, I don’t have a lot of time for things other people take for […]
Things Wimbledon has in Common With Porn
LONDON – I don’t know about you, but I love all manner of trivia and guessing games, from classic board […]
Study: 60% of Teens Learn to Drive from Vin Diesel Movies
Warning: satire ahead. LONDON – Using a sophisticated online survey of more than 1,000 respondents who at least claimed to be […]
Adult Content Producers Moving Up in the World
BRISTOL, England – There was a time when news of a porn studio moving into the neighborhood was cause for […]
Women Can’t Live Up To Stupid, Boring Porn
LONDON – According to a new study by some university that probably shares its name with at least four local football […]
