Satire
Can’t A Porn Star And Footballer Follow Each Other In Peace?
MUNICH – When it comes to clickbait stories written solely to provide an excuse to publish a couple dozen booty-shots, […]
At Least He Didn’t Blame A Hacker Or Rogue Friend
ST. PETER PORT, Guernsey – When it comes to my view on politicians, porn and social media, it boils down […]
Uh, No. We Don’t Envy this Guy’s “Sex Life.”
If I were to tell you I’m an excellent masturbator – not just a good jerker, but an artist of […]
I Knew I Should Have Stuck With Soccer
CARTAGENA – When I was kid, soccer was pegged by many people as America’s fastest growing sport. In terms of […]
Did Porn Cause Downfall of ICT Football Club?
INVERNESS, Scotland – In the high-pressure world of professional football (“soccer,” to Americans), a team’s every move is monitored, scrutinized […]
In His Defense, the Game Sucked
LONDON – By the time the ball glanced off Leicester defenseman Robert Huth’s barrel chest and into his own team’s […]
Never Deprive a Welshman his Fetish
Warning: satire ahead By Councillor Peter Shotton Special to YNOT CARDIFF, Wales – If I had to guess, I’d surmise […]
Attorney: $1 Billion Lawsuit ‘Not Frivolous’
The attorney for an ex-porn star who has filed a billion-dollar defamation lawsuit against Bookface and its founder, Mark Bergenzuke, said his […]
Tube Site Denies Being South African Gov’t. Front
CAPE TOWN, South Africa – Among the many interesting tidbits of information to come out of the major password breach […]
New SmutNucleus Xmas Ad Draws Criticism
MONTREAL – In what has become a Christmas tradition unto itself, popular adult tube site SmutNucleus has released a Christmas […]
