Satire
Porn Star Suspended Over Gov’t. Side Job
GHENT, Belgium – Belgian porn studio Slapwel Lutgardis announced today it has indefinitely suspended popular “Slapwel Slut” Elise Clijters for […]
Dear Ben: Is Technology Incompatible with Faith?
This is the fourth in a series of helpful advice from YNOT’s own Ben Suroeste to readers with porn problems, smut […]
UK Porn-Blocking Criteria Revealed
By Graham Perkins Special to YNOT LONDON – There has been much consternation in the press lately concerning new U.K. […]
This Smutty Outrage Cannot Stand
By Deependu Phuntsok Special to YNOT BANGALORE – While I know many Americans are unsettled about the outcome of their country’s […]
Israel Needs More Popsicles, Less Porn
By Ehud Ben-Ari Special to YNOT JERUSALEM – Most Americans probably don’t realize this, but in Israel, it is quite […]
In Ireland, Watch for Falling Porn
By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT DUBLIN – According to the head of the Irish government, citizens of Ireland, with […]
But Will I be Able to Withdraw Porn at the Bank?
LONDON – As a soon-to-be American expatriate planning on taking up residence in London once Crooked Hillary is done stealing […]
‘Deeply Troubling’ Pirate Porn on the Rise
LONDON – Pirate-obsessed perverts are getting off on watching men with hooks for hands and parrots on their shoulders engaged […]
Manager Fears Relegation for Favourite Porn Star
Warning: satire ahead. EREWASH, England – Sam McManinman may be a successful football manager, but his favorite porn performer is never far […]
How Come Our ‘Sister City’ Gets All The Porn?
Warning: satire ahead. By Hicham El Hassoun Special to YNOT CASABLANCA – In 1990, my home city of Casablanca, Morocco, […]










