Satire

Porn Star Suspended Over Gov’t. Side Job

GHENT, Belgium – Belgian porn studio Slapwel Lutgardis announced today it has indefinitely suspended popular “Slapwel Slut” Elise Clijters for […]

Dear Ben: Is Technology Incompatible with Faith?

This is the fourth in a series of helpful advice from YNOT’s own Ben Suroeste to readers with porn problems, smut […]

UK Porn-Blocking Criteria Revealed

By Graham Perkins Special to YNOT LONDON – There has been much consternation in the press lately concerning new U.K. […]

This Smutty Outrage Cannot Stand

By Deependu Phuntsok Special to YNOT BANGALORE – While I know many Americans are unsettled about the outcome of their country’s […]

Israel Needs More Popsicles, Less Porn

By Ehud Ben-Ari Special to YNOT JERUSALEM – Most Americans probably don’t realize this, but in Israel, it is quite […]

In Ireland, Watch for Falling Porn

By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT DUBLIN – According to the head of the Irish government, citizens of Ireland, with […]

But Will I be Able to Withdraw Porn at the Bank?

LONDON – As a soon-to-be American expatriate planning on taking up residence in London once Crooked Hillary is done stealing […]

‘Deeply Troubling’ Pirate Porn on the Rise

LONDON – Pirate-obsessed perverts are getting off on watching men with hooks for hands and parrots on their shoulders engaged […]

Manager Fears Relegation for Favourite Porn Star

Warning: satire ahead. EREWASH, England – Sam McManinman may be a successful football manager, but his favorite porn performer is never far […]

Casablanca

How Come Our ‘Sister City’ Gets All The Porn?

Warning: satire ahead. By Hicham El Hassoun Special to YNOT CASABLANCA – In 1990, my home city of Casablanca, Morocco, […]