Ben Suroeste
Uh, No. We Don’t Envy this Guy’s “Sex Life.”
If I were to tell you I’m an excellent masturbator – not just a good jerker, but an artist of […]
At Least They Don’t Kneel During the National Anthem
MELBOURNE, Australia – To be honest, I don’t know much about Australian football. Offhand, I assume it’s a lot like […]
Did Porn Cause Downfall of ICT Football Club?
INVERNESS, Scotland – In the high-pressure world of professional football (“soccer,” to Americans), a team’s every move is monitored, scrutinized […]
Never Deprive a Welshman his Fetish
Warning: satire ahead By Councillor Peter Shotton Special to YNOT CARDIFF, Wales – If I had to guess, I’d surmise […]
Attorney: $1 Billion Lawsuit ‘Not Frivolous’
The attorney for an ex-porn star who has filed a billion-dollar defamation lawsuit against Bookface and its founder, Mark Bergenzuke, said his […]
Tube Site Denies Being South African Gov’t. Front
CAPE TOWN, South Africa – Among the many interesting tidbits of information to come out of the major password breach […]
New SmutNucleus Xmas Ad Draws Criticism
MONTREAL – In what has become a Christmas tradition unto itself, popular adult tube site SmutNucleus has released a Christmas […]
Porn Star Suspended Over Gov’t. Side Job
GHENT, Belgium – Belgian porn studio Slapwel Lutgardis announced today it has indefinitely suspended popular “Slapwel Slut” Elise Clijters for […]
Dear Ben: Is Technology Incompatible with Faith?
This is the fourth in a series of helpful advice from YNOT’s own Ben Suroeste to readers with porn problems, smut […]
In Ireland, Watch for Falling Porn
By Dewey Truman Special to YNOT DUBLIN – According to the head of the Irish government, citizens of Ireland, with […]
